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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Favre Fakes Injury To Cover Up Penis Pick Scandal


ESPN won't shut up about whether or not Brett Favre will be sidelined by his elbow tendinitis this week, but I'm yet to hear anyone bring up the point that he is faking this whole fuckin thing. Dude gets busted for sending pictures of his disco stick to some hot coed reporter and all of a sudden that tendinitis starts flaring up real bad. Sure Brett, I believe you. Not like that's an injury that can be faked at all. Am I seriously the only one that thinks this is obvious? He knows that there will be some type of consequence coming down from Goodell and the last thing he wants to happen is have his consequtive games streak sacked by a 105 pound bombshell. So he made up this elbow thing so it looks like that's what ended the streak and not some pics of his dong after it wiggled outta his Wranglers.

PS - With all the added media attention that this is brining Brett, he came out with an Iphone app to help him keep it all straight.

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