TMZ.com - Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have called it quits, because Reggie couldn't handle the media blitz that has become Kim's life, TMZ has confirmed. Sources tell us Reggie was fine with Kim before she blew up and just can't stand all the attention. We're told the breakup is friendly -- no arguments
HALLELUJAH!! HALLELUJAH!!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!! Praise Jesus! Thank God Almighty! You pray and pray and some times it's hard not to lose hope ya know. But then one day all of a sudden God just smiles down on you and makes the finest backside ever known to the masses available once again. And this is right after I thought all hope was lost because of all those "Reggie will marry Kim if he wins the Superbowl" rumors, which were apparently completely false. Instead he decides to go completely the opposite route and dumps the broad. Weird. Either way this is a lot like how I felt when they cancelled Quantum Leap but then put it back on the air not to long after.
I just wanna take this time to thank Reggie for giving the rest of us sleazy nobodies a shot here. Dude, you've been planting your flag in that fine piece of real estate for way to long and trust me, sometimes you have to let go, to see if there was anything worth holding on to. And this hiatus will be the perfect time for me to swoop in and show her what kinda man she really needs. I'm thinking someone who has a real job but spends most of his time at that real job, writing a crappy sports blog for $0 a day. That kinda man. Cause it sounds like the main problem you two had was that Reggie wasn't ready for Lamborghini Living. And guess what? That just happens to be my specialty baby.
PS- How long before Ray-J is all back up in that ass?
Get in line pal. I found out about this two hours before you did and have already been chatting Kim up... or practicing in the mirror chatting her up but regardless, first come first served.
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