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Monday, August 16, 2010

I'm About To Earn My "Shock Blogger" Stripes Cause I'm Gonna Murder These Two



Huffpost - Laurence Fishburne's budding porn star daughter Montana has taken to Twitter (via Dlisted) to call herself a role model for a future generation, to mock college degrees, to call the 'Jersey Shore' people trash and more. A few of her tweets from Thursday are photoshopped together below, including "Tana" saying,

Aw this little 13 year old girl came up to me talking about I'm her favorite celebrity and she is going to make a sex-tape when she turns 18...
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It's too late fools. Me and @ihatekatstacks are the next generation's ROLE MODELS. You had your chance and decided to go to college smh hoes
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I know this girl that has an MD and her Master's and she is working with high school kids at the coffee shop. "Montana your coffee's ready!"


It's time for Montana to go away. I know she just arrived on the scene but she's already played out. It might be one thing if she was say...Samuel L. Jackson's daughter or some other black actor that we cared about but Laurence Fishburne? Give me a fuckin break. I'd rather watch Martin Lawerence's daughter getting plowed than watch this hoe S'n the D all day long.

PS - I have taken note however about the amount of press making a sex tape gets you. In fact the Joeyblueskies marketing team has even gone as far as suggesting I get involved in this game. The question is would you pay $29.95 for a video of me laying pipe on the Lady Friend?

MMase

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