Do These Bat Tricks Get This Minor Leaguer Laid?

After watching this bat ninja go through his swing routine at the :35 second mark I thought he'd need that bat to beat off all the pussy that was coming his way. I mean the thing where he flips the bat as he's swinging is fuckin insane. But after the initial flurry it just turns into BMOC's devil stick routine from 7th grade. It took him like a million tries to get the foot trick down. Pretty pathetic if you ask me. I will admit though that the flurry at the end was really fuckin sweet. Should've just done that the entire time.