SACRAMENTO (CBS13) ― Sacramento police say a trail of toilet paper led them straight to the home of a woman suspected of vandalizing a downtown business with spray-paint and rotten food and throwing toilet paper at another location.
After getting a report of someone throwing toilet paper in downtown Sacramento early this morning, police arrested 52-year-old Lynda Briney after following the tissue trail to her residence.
Zuda Yoga employees say Briney was turned away from a yoga class on Tuesday because she appeared to be "drunk or unbalanced".
Fuck yeah Lynda. This is how you take somebody down. This sets the precedence that businesses can't just turn us away because we are hammered. This is America damnit. So the next time someone tosses you out of a yoga class for being to drunk, you get in that ass like Lynda.
Larry and Leon may be the best combination of all time. Better than peanut better and jelly even.
ReplyDeleteI need more Leon in my life... not in my ass, but in my life
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