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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

I Knew Facebook Was All About Hooking Up, But For Fuck's Sake


Freep - A Waterford mother will spend at least nine years in prison for having sex with the 14-year-old son she gave up for adoption when he was a few days old. Aimee L. Sword received yearly updates and pictures from the boy's adoptive family in Grand Rapids, Ribitwer said. But when she didn't get a picture when the boy turned 14, she contacted him online through a social networking site. "When she saw this boy, something just touched off in her -- and it wasn't a mother-son relationship, it was a boyfriend girlfriend relationship," Investigators said she had sex with the teen in a Grand Rapids hotel and also at homes in Waterford in 2008. After the teen got into trouble in Grand Rapids, his adoptive mother -- not knowing about the relationship -- agreed to allow him to stay with Sword in Waterford. Married at the time, Sword shared her home with her husband and five other children, toddlers to late teens. But after he returned to Grand Rapids, he talked about the incidents to a counselor, who reported them to police.

Now that facebook has exploded and everyone and their hot mom is on that thing, I totally see how this could happen. I mean if you didn't know this was your biological mom and she was cyber-sexing your ass everyday then you know you'd totally give this a go. She's got kind of that crazy Fiona Apple thing going on and if she started crawling around in her panties like in that "criminal" video you better believe I'd give this bag of bones a rattle.



PS - I always thought my mom sucked growing up, but at least she was grounding my ass instead of trying to do me. Shit's gross.

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