"Luuuuuuuke, Your Father is Holding up a Convenience Store in Ferndale"

So close dude. I mean you came into this one with a solid gameplan, it was just your execution that was lacking. In my opinion, bringing the Darth Vader mask was sheer genius. That thing is intimidating as fuck and covers your entire head so they'll never be able to figure out who you are. It's only real design flaw is that it must be on your head in order to work. But hey, I understand how it happens. Sometimes people just get flustered in big situations. No matter how many times you run through the scenario in your head things can go wrong, and before you know it you're staring into a convenience store security camera, fumbling to put your Darth Vader mask on backwards. Happens to the best of us.

Oh, and the butcher knife was a questionable call too, probably would've gone with my lightsaber, but that's just me.