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Thursday, September 16, 2010

6 Year Old Booted Off Cheerleading Squad Cause Mom Doesn't Want Her Shaking That Ass



WXYZ.com - MADISON HEIGHTS, Mich. - Jennifer Tesch's six-year-old daughter has been removed from the Madison Heights Wolverine flag football cheer team. The Madison Heights mom contacted Action News last month because she was upset about the words to one of her daughter's cheerleading chants. The cheer she objects to says "our backs ache, our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right." Tuesday night the team held a meeting to discuss the cheer and to come up with a solution. The team voted to keep the cheer and voted unanimously to remove the child from the team. The family will get a full refund and they can come back next year on probation if they want. Jennifer was almost in tears Tuesday night saying her daughter loves the cheer team. She says she never meant to hurt anyone but was just standing up for what she felt was right.

Well, this chick's life is over. It was a good run though, even made the cheerleading squad by the age of six. That's like the pinnacle of popularity for broads. But just when she's days away from getting plowed by the quarterback of the football team, her mom gets involved and totally cock blocks her. I'd be livid with my mom if in the middle of my Heisman winning Pop Warner year she pulled the plug on me cause I had a few dozen concussions. I've seriously parlayed that success on the gridiron into being the massively popular smut peddler that stands before you today. I mean success takes sacrifice and someone needs to put a muzzle on this chicks mom before she gets her second string boyfriend Johnny Moxon jacked by this slut whose mom slit her cheerleading skirt clear up to the thigh.

3 comments:

  1. You're a retard and obviously have no children. Kudo's to you for bringing civilization down even further. Bet you watch that crappy little kids tiara show and get a woody from that. Ass hat.

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  2. sounds like someone was too fat to even make the cheerleading squad...boo hoo.

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