And this is why I do it folks. Everyday I drive to work in a car thats too small. Sit in a desk for a job I get paid to little. Come home to an apartment thats too expensive. Beat my shit to a porn that never keeps the camera where I want it. But today, I'm Bill Fucking Gates. I'm Derek Jeter at a Michigan Frat Party. He'll I'm Uncle Kracker singing Damn It Feels Good To Be Me. King Kong aint got shit on me.
In case you haven't realized, the lions are hosting the bears on Monday Night Football October 10th. I'm renting an RV and road tripping from Atlanta. Might even pull a DMB and leave a trail of my shit on the roads so we can find our way back. I am writing up my will as we speak, I don't expect to make it back after this one.
I just hope shit doesn't get 21st birthday kinda weird....
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