John Wall Throws Out First Pitch

Why would you ever agree to do this when you've got an arm like Smalls from the Sandlot? Good thing I'm around to give some advice.

JBS: Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. Just have fun. I mean, if you were having fun you would've made that throw. You ever have a paper route?

John Wall: I helped a guy once.

JBS: Okay, well chuck it like you throw paper. When your arm gets here, just let go. Just let go, it's that easy.

John Wall: How do I catch it?

JBS: Just stand there and stick your glove out in the air. I'll take care of it.

There we go. Problem solved.