Ladies, wanna teach your man to cook? My advice, hire Jordan

Jesus, my dicks never turned to soft serve faster than it did at the :45 second mark when that dog came outta nowhere and started chomping on the plums. I mean one second you've got a chick with HH boobs fondling plums and then the next there's Cujo doing a vasectomy. Don't let it stop you from watching the rest though. She does some kneading later on that could win her an Oscar.