"I got that on tape!"

This is the most staunch argument against the keg-stand I've ever seen. Like how the fuck did this kid's head not get ripped clear off? This was the Buster Douglass knockout on Tyson and Todd Bertuzzi sucker punch on Steve Moore wrapped up into one.

But seriously what the fuck actually happened here? I've seen 100 pound sorority chicks and people's moms do keg stands while I was in college and none of them ever blacked out on their feet. Must've been a keg of Four Loko.



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