Firecrotch Flips Out When Dude Pulls His Dick Out On The Subway

This is the reason I continue to live in NY. It's not because of the cultural diversity, or beautiful skyline. It's not even because the bars stay open till 4am. Nope, the reason I stay is because you never know when you might get the chance to film a dude yank out his dick and grind it on some Kathy Griffin wannabee. It's one of the many charms of this place.

PS - She can cut the whole "now my plans are done for the night" routine too. You ain't fooling anyone sweetie and now that every dude on the train knows you're a prude you'll probably die a virgin. Chill the fuck out and take the subway action as it comes. You can still go home and watch Gossip Girl once he's finished.