This is right up there with Iron Mikes return to the ring, Mason Betha's resurrection in the rap game, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus getting back on primetime tv. After 2 years away, BMOC will make his long awaited return to East Lansing this weekend. I know what your thinking, won't you just throw up all over and wander the streets aimlessly? Fuck no! I've become an even lighter weight since my departure, and I think jail time is not out of the realm of possibilities this weekend. The last two Saturday's I've gotten black out drunk by the end of regulation, and I was at an empty bar both times. Just crushing steveweiser after steveweiser talking to Eileen til I couldn't see anymore.
This may be too late to organize, but I want to have a Joeyblueskies Beerdie Tournament. Does anybody live in East Lansing or know someone who still does that has a yard and will house some vomit and beer? I say lets get a couple of kegs, listen to "da band", and throw some die. Maybe I can get Mmase to give a couple of hats to winner if we can get so many people. A big check would be amazing. Cantor, Motay, Abel, Hofer, and everybody else out there, let me know your thoughts.
Later this week.....My prediction for the game, a look back at "the rant", and where I haven't puked in East Lansing.
kark, i know i talked to you like 2 months ago but i was blitzed. you still live in EL?
ReplyDeleteI'm still livin' in EL, my parents are throwing a huge tailgate all day and you guys are welcome to come. I'll be the drunkass yellin' at ND fans on shaw.
ReplyDelete...This is cantor if u couldn't figure that out.
Oh and I'm definitely down to throw some die
ReplyDeleteCantor,
ReplyDeleteHave u ordered your JBS hat yet? I bought a dozen MSU ones for all you spartan slappys.
You know what, i'll take an MSU JBS hat, what do I have to do? Send you a check?
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