Looks like teams are really doing their homework on Evan Longoria these days. Check out these bullet points.
>Torrid at Tropicana: Yup sounds about right, dude is unstoppable in his home park.
>21 RBI's in his last 19 game: Yup. Yup guys a run producing machine. He's been on fire as of late.
>Collects precious metals. Wait, what?! BAHAHAHAHAHA
Wow, how does this make the scouting report? Or more importantly, who the hell collects precious metals? Evan needs to get a real hobby like paint balling or playing beer die every day of his life like a normal person. Fuckin loser.
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